1. You have more lipsticks in stock than your local MAC counter, no one should have to run out of 'Velvet Teddy'
And they have their own drawer
2. People assume you are a makeup artist when they see how many brushes you have; no, no these are just for my face
And washing them is a full-time job
3. You have so much highlighter, you could make your entire body shimmer
4. You have back ups of your back ups
5. Your friends only come round for one reason
6. But you secretly judge them when you see their 'collection'
7. You have multiple shades of foundation, but none of them are actually your right colour
Realising that half your collection has already expired is the perfect excuse to buy more makeup**