Butt bra

Need a lift?

Ever felt your saggy buttocks needed some extra contouring?

Help is at hand, with the ‘Double-O Push-Up Thong’ that apparently “enhances the lift shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh.” By squeezing yourself into one of these, you can satisfy your boyfriend’s hidden S&M fantasies (without the chafing of leather) as well as increasing the perkiness of your rear-end.

On the other hand, remember to take it off before the random you’ve brought home tries to; because it probably has the appeal of Bridget Jones’ giant underpants.