Caught on camera
What could be worse than finding out that the man you love, the man you have committed to, who looked you in the eyes and said "'till death do us part" is sleeping with someone else?
Having news of the infidelity make headlines all over the world, that's what.
In case you hadn't heard, Sarah Jessica Parker's husband of 11 years, Matthew Broderick, has allegedly been having a four-month affair with a 25-year-old woman. What's wrong, Matt? Is SJP too successful, too intelligent or too beautiful?
The editors of US mag Star (who are running it as their cover story) were apprehensive about releasing the story for legal reasons. So they obtained photos first, which allegedly provide concrete evidence of his betrayal. So not only does SJP have to deal with the breakdown of her 11-year marriage (which is practically a century in Hollywood terms) but also the indignity of the photos being rubbed in her face.
How humiliating! Broderick's representative said "There will be no comment" — which seems as bad as saying he had no objections to the claim.
In a similar turn of events, Balthazar Getty has claimed that the photos of him and a topless Sienna Miller frolicking in a boat together were "deeply embarrassing". Oh Mr Getty, my heart does bleed for thee! What about your wife, the mother of your four children? I'll bet they were a little more than "deeply embarrassing" for her! How about hurtful, maddening, heartbreaking and insulting, for a start?