Considering the Golden Globes is essentially just one big par-tay, it's no surprise that the attendees got a little turnt. However, some got waaaayy more drunk than others (we're looking at you, Goldie Hawn).
For our own amusement, let's count 'em down.
Cuba Gooding Jr
You've been drunk, but have you ever been ending-the-night-with-a-KFC-bucket-on-your-head drunk?
What about screaming-into-Sarah-Paulson's-ear drunk?
Apparently someone got a little too happy with the pre-drinking champagne...
What do you do when you get so drunk you lock yourself out of your house? Put it on your Insta-stories, of course.
Prior to hitting the stage to present an award, it seems Goldie Hawn got a little too happy and had a hard time reading her lines. Don't worry, Goldie, we mix up 'musical' and 'mystical', too.
Hula-hoop dancing is the traditional Golden Globes celebration, after all.
Hey, at least he's honest?!
Well, he sounded sober, but dedicating an entire section of your speech to Migos' song 'Bad and Boujee' seems pretty drunk to us.