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17 reasons grown-ass women love Harry Styles

He knows how to BAKE. #PantiesDropping.

By Laura Beck

1. Because he totally gets pumpkin patches.

He understands that the most important activity for all grown-ass women during autumn is buttoning up her cardigan, grabbing an extra-hot PSL, and wandering around dirty hay for 3.5 hours. Harry gets it.

2. Because he dated Taylor Swift and that inspired the song "Out of the Woods," and grown-ass women love the hell out of that song.

3. Because his hair deserves its own museum. But not a hair museum because barf.

4. Because he loves his mama. He has her name tattooed on his arm because he's a total mama's boy and a bad boy. What could be better?

5. Because he loves to do dumb shit like juggle and play the kazoo. While that's something that might normally make me cry out in agony, it's somehow endearing with Harry. Maybe it's because he looks like one of Mister Rogers's puppets?

6. Because he's a HOME OWNER. There is nothing sexier than a man who owns property.

7. Because he owns four cars. The better to drive you to your many old-lady medical appointments and early bird dinners with. He can be the Morgan Freeman in your Driving Miss Crazy.

8. Because he knows how to French braid better than we do.

Respect.

9. Because he suffered from "pretty serious confidence issues." God loves a man who doesn't think he's the bomb.com just because he has a penis.

10. Because he has this headband:

11. Because he loves to cry. And grown-ass women love to see men cry. Or, you know, have any emotions.

12. Because he has this ponytail:

13. Because he isn't that into being famous. Which means he has plenty of time to spend on you, his one and only.

14. Because he loves Fleetwood Mac. And all grown-ass women love Fleetwood Mac and so HELLO, SOUL MATES.

15. Because he is [the reason for this](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a34016/one-man-dares-to-try-and-dress-like-harry-styles/|target="_blank").

And for that, we will always be thankful.

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16. Because he used to be a baker. Which means he can bake you bread any damn time he feels like it, and since carbs are the key to every grown-ass woman's heart, this is his best quality.

17. Because dammit, [we can't help](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a32245/you-know-over-the-age-of-20/|target="_blank") but love that crazy little moppet. He's irresistible!

  • Author: Laura Beck