Entertainment Tonight (well, really this afternoon...)

Yes, it's true: Ryan Reynolds (aka Van Wilder aka the title character of the only good movie the poor guy ever made) has wed the intoxicatingly hot actress Scarlett Johansson, in a private ceremony in Vancouver, Canada.

The couple had only been engaged for four months before their surprise sprint down the aisle. Do I believe that the two are so in love that they just couldn’t wait? No, I fear ScarJo may be up the duff. I mean, not so long ago Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz sped up the matrimonial process and then announced they were expecting. Watch this space.

In other Hollywood news, Channel 10 announced yesterday that the new incarnation of 90210 will be axed from the network. I believe it will be shown in the non-ratings period (you know, along with episodes of Alf and that Hole In The Wall show). I can’t say I’m surprised - I was enjoying the cheesiness but it would be nice not to see Shannen Doherty on television ever again.

In more important news, The Goddess herself, Angelina Jolie, will return to the red carpet with her partner Brad Pitt tomorrow at the NY Film Festival premiere of her new film, The Changeling. The whole Jolie-Pitt clan has flown to NY City to be together. And to the tabloids that have been reporting that Angelina has been in hiding since giving birth to twins Knox and Marchéline, I have this to say: back off. Seriously. Back. Off. the woman is recovering from giving birth and looking after a family of six. Even Angelina Jolie needs a break from the spot light every now and then.

Oh and in other news, screen sweetheart Anne Hathaway wants everyone to know that she is “doing ok and trying to move on” from her recent split with longtime beau and now longtime inmate, Raffaello Follieri. All the best Anne, broken hearts are not easily mended. When Lord Tennyson wrote ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all,’ he clearly had never had his heart ripped apart or found out his boyfriend was a criminal.