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Thou shalt show some selfie control: Translation: The occasional one? Fine. Constantly posting selfies like you’re the long-lost Kardashian sister? Not cool.
Thou shalt not brag about thy caffeinated drink: Translation: We’ve all had a coffee before – we know what they look like. Unless the barista has etched a Mona Lisa into the froth with some cinnamon, no one cares.
Thou shalt not post a stupendous score of images in succession: Translation: Uploading 14 images of the same outing in a row will get you un-followed faster than a really fast car.
Thou shalt not hashtag more than thrice per pic: Translation: Ladybros, keep it cool with the hashtags. More than three on a post and it #just #gets #kind #of #annoying. See?
Thou shalt not steal: Translation: Applying a different filter does not make an image your own.
Thou shalt acknowledge the nature of the beast: Translation: It’s Instagram for a reason. Posting pics of last month’s hair or last year’s holiday is what Facebook’s for.
Thou shalt post only one #catsofinstagram picture per day: Translation: Cute pets are adorable. Now and again.
Thou shalt not demean thyself for more disciples: Translation: If you start begging for follow-backs or likes in comments or on your profile, it kind of makes you look like an angsty Taylor Swift song come to life. Just be cool, man – just be cool.
Thou shalt not post foul images: Translation: It’s as if they canned Modern Family – nobody wants a bar of that.
Thou shalt keep food porn to a minimum: Translation: Junk or gourmet, save the digestibles for your colon.
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Happy Easter!! Pic from our #easter story featuring bunny Chino! #cosmoaustralia #lifestylist
@cosmobride #realweddingannual #onsale #NOW! #cosmobride #wedding #love
A big thanks to @picturepostie @sweatybettypr for the fashion week memories! It was a blur so it's nice to have a permanent keepsake
SO. MUCH. CHOCOLATE. All of the thanks to the delicious @maxbrenner_chocolate_bar and @magnumpr_. Easter weekend starts right now. X
Fash director @nicoleadolphe at the new @fshnbnkr store #adelaide with designers @keepsakethelabel @cameo_the_label @finderskeepersthelabel @thefifthlabel
Spoilt for choice with the arrival of the new @sallyhansenau Triple Shine collection! For more beauty updates follow @cosmobeautyau
HOORAY!! The @cosmobride special Real Weddings Annual is onsale NOW!!! Press play to see the cover revealed! #COSMOBRIDE #realweddingannual #lotsofweddings #andlove #flowers #weddingmagazine #fun #diy #advice #awesomeness
Actually, it's only one more night 'til the special new Real Wedding Annual issue of @cosmobride hits stands!! #COSMOBRIDE #soexcited #realweddingannual #somuchlove #bride #bigday #weddingmagazine
Bright bold prints from @ausifw #indigenousfashionweek to conclude our fashion week coverage
Our pick from @ausifw @sam_harris wearing #gracelillianlee with @nicolelucasstylist & @nicoleadolphe
And that’s that – all done! We told you it’d only take a minute. Now, go. Enjoy!
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