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Thou shalt show some selfie control: Translation: The occasional one? Fine. Constantly posting selfies like you’re the long-lost Kardashian sister? Not cool.
Thou shalt not brag about thy caffeinated drink: Translation: We’ve all had a coffee before – we know what they look like. Unless the barista has etched a Mona Lisa into the froth with some cinnamon, no one cares.
Thou shalt not post a stupendous score of images in succession: Translation: Uploading 14 images of the same outing in a row will get you un-followed faster than a really fast car.
Thou shalt not hashtag more than thrice per pic: Translation: Ladybros, keep it cool with the hashtags. More than three on a post and it #just #gets #kind #of #annoying. See?
Thou shalt not steal: Translation: Applying a different filter does not make an image your own.
Thou shalt acknowledge the nature of the beast: Translation: It’s Instagram for a reason. Posting pics of last month’s hair or last year’s holiday is what Facebook’s for.
Thou shalt post only one #catsofinstagram picture per day: Translation: Cute pets are adorable. Now and again.
Thou shalt not demean thyself for more disciples: Translation: If you start begging for follow-backs or likes in comments or on your profile, it kind of makes you look like an angsty Taylor Swift song come to life. Just be cool, man – just be cool.
Thou shalt not post foul images: Translation: It’s as if they canned Modern Family – nobody wants a bar of that.
Thou shalt keep food porn to a minimum: Translation: Junk or gourmet, save the digestibles for your colon.
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It's fri-nally here 🙌🏼 #rg @justsayingirl
Ready for our afternoon caffeine hit over here 😴
@tashoakley is 🔥🔥🔥 on our June cover, on stands Monday.
Happy hump day! 🐪 (See what we did there?). Our fashion team are staying hydrated on a @cosmobride shoot thanks to @fijiwaterau 💦 #weddingwednesday
When you're looking through photos from the long weekend... #rg @cosmopolitanuk
The more mascara, the better 💜💙💗💚❤️ @revlonanz
Anzac Day🎖#lestweforget #anzacday #rg @cosmobride
Crossing our fingers and toes for Jon Snow today❤️. Countdown is on⏰ #gameofthrones #jonsnow
Happy birthday G-Force, you blow us away🎉🎈😘 #gigihadid
💇🏼💍 #rg @cosmopolitan
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