As good as it might feel, don't try and get
He just raised the bar to unbelievable new heights.
Bringing snacks and tampons > calling you crazy.
Mo’ matches, less problems.
He makes EVERYTHING into a sexual reference.
Is your partner doing any of these things?
Nursing someone with the sniffles is easy. Passing the puke bucket = not as much.
Posts selfie. "Hey how r u?"
You think kids say the darndest things? Wait until you read what these adult women said!
Never fight in public, y'all.
Plays 'Lemonade' in the background.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh no, it's actually just your ex.
BOOST your chances of finding love (see what I did there?)
This isn't working for me anymore.