Love

17 signs you're the petty one in the relationship

A monster is unleashed with every unanswered text.

By Julia Pugachevsky

1. You will absolutely bring up that one time they forgot an anniversary.

2. You have started many a passive aggressive not-texting war.

3. Because you'd rather just make them figure out what they did wrong.

4. You will call them out at every moment they don't pay attention to you.

5. You keep tabs on how long it takes them to text back so you can take longer.

6. You will 100 percent call them out if they text while they're with you.

7. Actually, when do you ~not~ call them out?

8. You've definitely pulled the ol' "intensely glance at their texts and then ask them who they're texting" move.

9. You're always doing the little things to remind them that they are nothing without you.

10. Forgetting to text you back has some pretty harsh consequences.

11. You know the power of tweeting while ignoring their texts.

12. As well as getting really creative with calling out your partner's bullshit.

13. You're no stranger to temporary breakups that happen at least once a week.

14. In fact, you act like you've just broken up half the time, just to teach them a lesson.

15. But for now, you're just glad you date someone who embraces your petty nature.

16. And, if anything, loves you for it.

17. Because after all: Two can play that game.