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I've recently graduated from being Cosmo's resident intern to being the editorial coordinator. There are a few things you should know about me: I'm a celebrity tragic and a loyal devotee of Perez Hilton; I believe Victoria's Secret models were sent from heaven and I'm a news nut — you'll often find me reading newspapers and websites from all over the world. My current obsessions? Theodora Richards, Margherita Missoni, Izabel Goulart and a pair of Tory Burch shoes!
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Wed 14
Mischa, Mischa, Mischa!
I'm speaking about Miss Barton, of course.
No doubt you've heard about her recent fury at having photos of her cellulite-speckled bottom plastered all over the media, especially the front cover of Australian mag NW.
Now, as a longtime sufferer of the cellulite issue, I can relate to Mischa. But unlike Miss B, I realise cellulite is only natural and that most women have it! The only difference is, we mere mortals do not have the opportunity to airbrush it away or pick and choose the angles from which we're photographed.
If I complained about every cellulite celluloid in my photo album, I'd probably never leave the house without long thick leggings and I'd forget about swimming ever again. But hey, that's about as likely as Pete Doherty putting down the crack pipe.
Mischa has voiced her disgust at the offending photographer Jamie Fawcett, calling him "invasive, rude and abrasive". Oh, come on, Mischa! You're a stunning 22-year-old. So what if you have a little orange peel where the sun don't (usually) shine? You are, after all, only human. It's not the end of the world.
More to the point, Mischa, while I don't want to sound like a know-all (cos I just know that, given the right opportunity, we'd be good friends and I wouldn't want to get off on the wrong foot!), I really must point out that smoking is one of the main causes of cellulite. So maybe, instead of pouting your gorgeous lips and twisting your pretty little face, you should put down the Winnie Blues and put this all behind you (pun totally intended)!
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