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Oh, baby! Celebrity name games

What's in a name?

If your name doesn't double as a city, foodstuff, automobile (or just about any other type of proper noun) thank your lucky stars. The authors of Bad Baby Names, Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback, have released the list of the twenty strangest baby names of all time. Here they are:

20: Wanna Funk
19: United States
18: Lotta Bacon
17: Hysteria Johnson
16: Waitress Seholley
15: Nail Rambo
14: Jump Jump
13: Tackle Feigenbutz
12: Mustard M.Mustard
11: Jelly Bean Cook
10: Fat Meat Fields
9: Geography Bryan
8: Zero Pie
7: Cylinder Klinefelter
6: Nice Veal
5: Cylclops Walthour
4: Envy Burger
3: Cancer Grindstaff
2: Young Boozer
1: Dracula Taylor

To celebrate the list, we're taking a look at the weirdest celebrity baby names. Apple Martin-i, anyone?

PLUS: The celebrities earning big bucks with their baby snaps!

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Posted 25 Jul 2008 by stace
OMG!!!! i feel so sorry for those poor kids, what were their parents thinking? these kids have to live with it. thank goodness for deed poll  Report thisReport this

Posted 25 Jul 2008 by judy
Obviously these parents really enjoy parenthood. They would like their kids to stay weak and sooky and hiding behind their skirts and trousers for the rest of thir lives. I feel so much sympathy for these kids. I totally agree with the comment above, Thank God for deed poll.  Report thisReport this

Posted 25 Jul 2008 by phlixie
... and their nicknames would be... Bob, Jane, Sue etc...LOL  Report thisReport this

Posted 25 Jul 2008 by Denise
There should be some sort of government regulation stopping this stupidity -how unfair of these irresponsible morons - I agree with China's one child policy for application in this situation - these parents should be sterilised and their children saved from their influences - what were they smoking????  Report thisReport this

Posted 25 Jul 2008 by Naomi
I'm sorry... where do these people coming from? Is this a joke? Or is humanity really sinking to a new low? How incredibly sad.  Report thisReport this

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Entertainment Tonight (well, really this afternoon...)

Yes, it's true: Ryan Reynolds (aka Van Wilder aka the title character of the only good movie the poor guy ever made) has wed the intoxicatingly hot actress Scarlett Johansson, in a private ceremony in Vancouver, Canada. The couple had only been engaged for four months before their surprise sprint down the aisle. Do I believe that the two are so in love that they just couldn’t wait? No, I fear ScarJo may be up the duff. I mean, not so long ago Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz sped up the matrimonial process and then announced they were expecting. Watch this space. In other Hollywood news, Channel 10 announced yesterday that the new incarnation of 90210 will be axed from the network. I believe it will be shown in the non-ratings period (you know, along with episodes of Alf and that Hole In The Wall show). I can’t say I’m surprised - I was enjoying the cheesiness but it would be nice not to see Shannen Doherty on television ever again.

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