Orgasms on-demand

The strange new sex toy

Tis a truth universally acknowledged that female masturbation is just about the laziest activity we engage in as a gender (c'mon, even shopping burns more energy!). There are so many toys on the market to help us "get there" that actually stimulating our nether regions seems sort of...retro.

Which is why Slightest Touch is so damned perfect! The strange new sexual toy hit our inboxes this morning, and we've been thinking about it (OK, OK, dreaming about it) ever since. It doesn't look anything like a rabbit, dolphin or (God forbid) monkey - instead, it features a pad connected to an electrical pulse which sends an electrical sensation through the nerve endings in your legs to the pelvis, creating arousal. Even stranger, the makers encourage you to down a sports drink 15 minutes before use, as the electrolytes in these drinks increase conductivity, making the sensation even more intense.