“You don’t have to have sex to be loved.”
"There's nothing like a woman who is confident when she's on top."
Are we still having to go over this?
Because even for perfect people, it's not always a perfect moment.
Definitely keep that suction cup inflatable head in your pocket just in case.
Can we get one of each, thnx.
Semen isn't in your meal plan.
“There’s a hair in my mouth, and I have no idea who it belongs to.”
Sometimes carrots too.
Not. Into. This.
An Aquarius ALWAYS has their exes coming back.
After all, I'm a try-sexual. I'll try anything once.