Sex

A woman has been jailed after having really loud sex

She was enjoying herself so much her neighbours couldn’t deal.

A British woman is being locked up for two weeks after having sex so loud that it was actually illegal, The Guardian Reports. Gemma Wale has developed a reputation for being quite, er... vocal and has previously been given an antisocial behaviour order for shouting and arguing with her boyfriend.

One of those neighbours, eh?

Miss Wale, who also has been known to play loud music and just make a lot of noise in general, was warned to keep it down or else. So after the fighting with her boyfriend, we can only assume that her final strike all came down to makeup sex.

One neighbour recounted the terrifying moment which took place in the early hours of the morning. "Gemma started screaming and shouting while having sex, which woke us up, this lasted 10 minutes."

Lolz.

“I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29 January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour),” judge Emma Kelly concluded.

And we bet she's not the only one who's satisfied. AMARIGHT?