Sex

The 10 best things about being on top

This is probably the closest you'll get to having sex on top of a horse.

By: Lane Moore

1. Everyone involved gets an A+ view. For him, it's basically just staring at a nonstop boob party and for you, it's a nonstop abs party. It's basically like life is high-fiving you for being in this position, because it is.

  1. Your chances of horrible "ow, ow, hold on a minute" leg cramps are much lower.** Because it's basically just sitting in a bouncy castle that's a chair and also there is a penis.

3. Good-bye, waiting for him to play with your breasts like you're in a boob-playing-with waiting room. You don't have to sit around waiting for him to touch your breasts for you (not to mention in the specific way you want him to) because your hands are free and playing with them in this position couldn't be easier. ​

  1. Your partner can stimulate your clitoris super easily.** If he's worth his salt, he's already all over that multitasking action. And even if he's not…

5. You can stimulate your clitoris even more easily. It's basically like riding a person you like who is attached to a dildo and then also masturbating. There's a reason it's a fave.

  1. You're completely in control of whether or not you go at warp speed or the pace of a John Legend song.** You also control how deep things go, which is super important if you're with someone who is, you know, endowed with a huge dong.

7. It gives you thighbrows, if you're into that. I'm still not sure why this is a thing but it beats the hell out of striving for a thigh gap if you don't already have one. ​

  1. You get a killer thigh workout rivaling any weird '80s VHS tapes your mum has in her garage.** And you don't have to buy one of those weird teal and black plastic steps that weird lady in a total camel-toe-creating leotard has for some reason.

  1. You can easily turn sex into a sexy dance** because, admit it, tossing your hair around makes you feel hotter. Thanks, '90s music videos!

  1. If you get tired, he can totally take control of the situation.** Just because you're in the driver's seat doesn't mean he can't just as easily grab your hips and back, pulling you forward and back, which means this ends up being two positions in one (and most importantly, one of those positions is basically you just straight-up chillin' and having orgasms).

Source: Cosmo US

  • Author: Lane Moore