Sex

8 batsh*t crazy Coachella hookup stories

What (or who) really goes down in the middle of the desert?

By: Rebecca Haithcoat

  1. "I saw this girl with a boyfriend. Her boyfriend left to go to Jack in the Box to get some food. Next thing I know she's looking at me. We start bangin' in the bathroom at my friend's mum's room [where we're staying]. All of a sudden, he's knocking like, 'Who's in there?! Who's in there?!' I'm like, 'Shit, shit, shit! Act like you're throwing up and I'll act like I'm taking care of you.' He barged in the door. And I'm like, 'Jesus, you left her, she's throwing up here!' She's all pissed off at her boyfriend. And it totally went through. No one found out." – Jake, 26

  1. "I'm front stage and a girl jerks me off. We're in front of the main stage and we're dancing. I was drunk and I told her straight-up, 'I got a little chubby.' She grabbed me and said, 'Yeah you do.' It went from there. The fireworks went off. That was out of the ordinary." – Derek, 29

  1. "I met this dude in the Yuma tent last night and we started making out. We end up going back to his tent and I start giving him a blow job. All of a sudden, I hear this girl go, 'What the fuck?!' It was his girlfriend, he had a girlfriend! There was like this huge dust storm outside and shit was blowing away, so we didn't hear her come in." – Clare, 19

  1. "Me and my girlfriend are sitting in the back of our rental car and we're cuddling. There were all these people around and I was like, 'Fuck it. Babe, let's make this happen.' It was the one night guaranteed we had the car to ourselves. I see all these 18- and 19-year-olds running around, and I'm like, why am I getting turned on right now? She's talking dirty to me like, 'They can hear us, can't they? Can they see you?' They totally saw us, but I lied." – Allen, 29, and Krystal, 28

  1. "I was really hot, so I took my shirt off in the Do Lab and ran around with my tits out and ended up making out with some girls. My friends were there and were like, what are you doing? All I could think of to say was, 'Coachella!' I have no idea who they were, but every festival I go to, some girl wants to make out with me and I'm always down. There was this girl hula hooping and she took her top off. The guy I was with was like, 'You should go try to get her number,' as a dare. Not only did I get her number, she planted one right on my face." – Audrey, 23

  1. "I was camping with some friends and on the phone with my girlfriend. I had to get some stuff out of my tent, but I couldn't go in because my buddy was getting such a BJ from a girl who happened to be out here with us. The thing is, the showers weren't working, so after being out here for multiple days, I know how bad I smelled and I was putting significant effort into not [smelling]. My friend was a much larger hippie than I was — he lives on a bus normally — so I don't know what that downstairs time was like." – Calvin, 29

  1. "There was a lot of butt action going down [at this party on the last night of Coachella]. Crazy butt action happening. This guy who was a friend of a friend had command over this lesbian couple. He would tell them what to do, and they would do it. I don't know who was fucking what. This guy would be like, 'Here's a bump of coke, but you can only do it off her ass.' That was the thing. This is continually happening. Turned out into a crazy situation of asshole eating out. An hour-long asshole session. Eating, jerking it." **– Connor, 25**

  1. "I snuck in the first two days for the festival and met up with a girl that I've known since I was 12. I've had a crush on her back then. I slept with her on night one. That was pretty great. I had a crush on her when I was little and now we're just both even more attractive. I knew she would be a beautiful woman, and I got her when she was a beautiful woman. It was awesome." – Eliot, 25

Source: Cosmo US

  • Author: Rebecca Haithcoat