17 people reveal the craziest things they've done for sex

I went to a Nickelback concert.

By: Hannah Smothers

Desperation (and romance) can do crazy things to a person — like cloud judgment or bring an otherwise well-meaning person to a Nickelback concert, just in the hopes he or she will score enough "cool" points to get laid afterward.

A thread recently posted on Reddit asked people to reveal the "craziest" things they've ever done to "get laid," and, because it's Reddit, a lot of the answers were predictably gross. But some are actually kind of sweet! These are the 17 best and craziest things people on Reddit said they've ever done to have sex.

  1. "I flew halfway around the world (U.K. -> U.S.). Doesn't matter; had sex." —Sparta2019**

  1. "I once drove over two state boundaries late at night to a remote home deep in the woods (it was basically a hunting lodge) to hook up with someone I'd never previously met. It turned out fine, but as I was walking up to the door and watching (and hearing!) ginormous spiders drop out of the trees around me, I was thinking, 'If this were a horror movie, the audience would be yelling that I'm too stupid to live.'" —MatttheBruinsfan**

  1. "I shaved my beard off to get laid." —Capappy**

4. "I wouldn't call it crazy, but back when Tinder still had moments (which I miss dearly) I posted a picture of a burrito on there labeled 'bae.' After some biddies liked it, I messaged one saying she would make one fine baeritto. Two hours later I'm having sex with some random chick in the dorm building up the street." —StayGoldBronyBoy**

  1. "A girl once stood outside the shop i worked in with a hand written sign saying, 'Do you want to fuck.'" —tree5eat**

  1. "I got married." —Aw_Frig**

  1. "Years ago I went to a Nickelback concert. I regret this decision to this day." —QTheMuse**

  1. "Started eating healthy, hitting the gym six days a week, going back to school, got a better job, made goals and how to achieve them, decided on part of a dream, etc. Oh, and grew a beard." —Kharn0**

  1. "Read all of the Twilight* books. Meh." —Sweetwill62**

  1. "One time in high school I asked a girl out, but she said no. That was really the last time I tried at all." —Mythnam**

  1. "Watched the movie Crossroads*." —IdiotsEverywhere_**

  1. "A parachute jump." —markovitch1928**

  1. "Flirtatiously pushed a girl into a trash can. Worked." —detsnam**

  1. "I faked a shoulder injury and asked for a massage. Our 20th anniversary is next month." —NoFunHere**

  1. "I sat through Meet Joe Black*. It wasn't really worth it." —OrchidBest**

  1. "Got with girl at bar. Couldn't stay at mine or hers as she was staying at a friend's, so I took her to a swingers club for an hour." —Heyimdavehowsitgoin**

  1. "I once drove half way across the country for some nookie. I was stationed at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, while my then-girlfriend (now wife) was still finishing college way out in the Midwest. Twenty hours of driving. Each way. There was some holiday and the base gave us a 96-hour pass. At the time, that meant we were allowed to travel anywhere within a 300-mile [400km] radius and I was way out of that circle. I didn't care. I pulled a 20-hour shift behind the wheel, stopping only to pee and call my girl. This was in the days before cell phones (important later). When I got there, I had nonstop sex for 48 hours, stopping only to eat and sleep. Then I began my drive back to base. In my beat-up piece-of-shit Honda, which had close to 300,000 miles on it. I was on track to make it back to base just in time to get a good night's sleep and report in for head count the following morning. No one would ever know that I had travelled beyond the radius set by the CO, an offense punishable by actual jail time. So of course my car sputtered to a halt in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in Indiana. I was shaking my fist at the sky and cursing my luck when I heard a car pull to a halt behind mine. The window rolled down and a young lady with dark skin and a lovely smile asked me if she could help. She was in the Army, stationed near my base, and would actually be driving past* where I needed to be. I moved my luggage from my car to hers, grabbed the registration and got in the passenger seat. Ten hours later (there were delays) she dropped me off at my barracks with about two hours to spare before head count. TL;DR: Risked jail, gave away a car and hitchhiked halfway across America for booty. Was worth it, now married." —garmachi**

Reddit responses have been lightly edited for length and clarity.*

Source: Cosmo US


  • Author: Hannah Smothers