Sex

11 guys recall the first time they ever saw boobs and it will make you cringe

I just kept squeezing it with what I imagine to be the dumbest look on my face.

By: Frank Kobola

1. "I saw my first pair of boobs when I was pretty young because we were kids goofing off and didn't know any better. My thought was, That's it? I basically have those. Little did I know a little thing called puberty was about to come in and turn everyone's life upside-down. Oh, also. Follow-up story: I got to see that girl's boobs years later aaaaand they were a lot nicer." —Adam, 26

2. "I was fucking 9 years old. Some drunk girl flashed her friends outside a diner we were eating at. I guess she didn't see us because she got really embarrassed, and my mom was super pissed. She tried to cover my eyes in time, but I managed to get a peek. I remember being really proud of myself, and I kept looking over and smiling at my dad, who was trying to back my mom up but obviously secretly totally got where my headspace was at." —Jeff, 29

3. "Letdown. I had seen too many on the internet at that point." —Eric, 30

4. "I honestly don't remember. I don't know if that's because my brain just short-circuited in that moment or what. I could tell you where I was, and when and who it was. But it's sort of like a dream." —James, 25

5. "One of the first times was watching the original Total Recall and seeing the three-breasted lady. That was a really confusing and intense experience." —Pat, 28

6. "For some reason, I always assumed boobs were harder than they are. I have no idea why, I just figured there was like ... muscle ... in there, I guess? I don't really know. But the first time I really got to touch one, I was like, Oh, wow. It's so soft. That girl probably thought I was insane. I just kept squeezing it with what I imagine to be the dumbest look on my face." —Seth, 27

7. "I swear to you, there was a total paradigm shift when I saw boobs for the first time. My brain just went, Listen, we're going to totally throw out everything you thought was important and restructure. You have a new goal in life. It's to see more boobs." —Charlie, 28

8. "My neighbour's bathroom window was really visible from mine. She would get changed for work around the same time I'd get ready for school ... this is in, like, middle school. I don't remember what I thought other than, I guess I'm going to spend more time in the bathroom now. I would literally brush my teeth and gaze at this woman's boobs. Being a kid is weird, man." —Stephen, 26

9. "When I was a kid, I paid a girl $10 to see her boobs. It was all the money I had in the world. This is worth it. That's all I thought. This is worth it." —Tom, 28

10. "I felt really cocky. Like, Oh, yeah. I'm the man. I don't even think I was nervous." —Dave, 27

11. "It was on the ski bus, and this girl got dared to flash everyone. I was like, I will remember this moment always. I guess I kept that promise to my weird, little pervert self." —Joel, 28

Source: Cosmo US

  • Author: Frank Kobola