Sex

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to sell you this big gold dildo

She just out-Gooped herself.

Gwyneth Paltrow, purveyor of organic lube, vagina steams and sex bark, is here to offer up another piece of sex advice you never asked for.

BEHOLD: The solid gold dildo she thinks we all need in our lives.

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This 24-karat beauty (?!) will set you back a cool $15,000 AUD. But if that’s a tad beyond your budget, fear not, because you can get the $10,000 stainless steel version instead (ya povo).

The website describes the ‘INEZ’ as “defined by decadence and elegance” and “perfect for those who understand you can’t put a price on pleasure”.

Also included in Gwynnie’s sex edit are black glass fetish balls, a ‘discreet vibrating necklace’ that doubles as nipple clamps and the ‘Weapons of Mass Seduction’ dirty card game set.

If your vag is Goop-level fancy, please enjoy the full list here.