Sex

How NOT to have a happy marriage

Dear husbands, sending your wife a passive-aggressive spreadsheet ain’t cool.

Happily married? Unhappily married? Dating a guy you might end up marrying? Think marriage might be cool if you found the right one, sometime in the distant future? Listen up, here’s what you definitely should never do.

A guy secretly compiled a list of all the times he and his wife did or didn’t have sex, going as far as to list the reasons she said no. When his wife received the list, she posted it on reddit, and the response was rather mixed.

She told users on the web forum:

“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”

Some argued she shouldn’t turn him down so often, others found a compromise and suggested they have sex in the shower, while more again backed her up in thinking this whole thing was kind of a d*ck move.

There is a lesson at the end of this, though. Don’t make passive-aggressive spread sheets about your sex life (talking about it openly and honestly should do the trick), and don’t post said spread sheets online for the whole world to see.