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Kristy Love makes $1,300 a day by squashing men with her boobs

They’re a 48NN, in case you were wondering.

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Kristy Love, a woman with size 48NN breasts, says she overcame her lifelong body insecurities in order to make a career out of the feature she loathed the most about herself.

On an episode of TLC’s Strange Love, Kristy explains that she uses her 30 pounds of boobage (that’s roughly the weight of a two-year-old child!) to squash men for a living. And, according to Barcroft Media, she earns $1,300 a day doing it.

To be clear, Kristy’s boobs are au naturale. Growing up in a strict family of Jehovah’s Witnesses, Kristy used to wear two bras and two shirts in an attempt to cover up her epic cleavage. Her older sister, even bigger at size 52NN, had a breast reduction – to a H cup.

Kristy applied for jobs after finishing massage school but was unable to land a job because of her boobs. "No one wanted to hire me," Kristy explains. "I kept getting asked if I'd be able to stand on my feet all day. People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. No-one ever called me back."

Eventually, Kristy decided to work from home with some private clients. After some time, clients asked if she would be willing to take her top off during treatments. Initially, she was too self-conscious to enjoy it.

"At first it was difficult to get over my body issues and I would only give massages with the lights off. But the more compliments I got from my clients, the more my confidence was boosted. It has really helped me get over my low self- esteem."

Now her massage services include "squashing" clients as well as "body gliding," an act in which Kristy covers her breasts in oil and rubs them on the client’s body. For real.

But it’s not all fun, games and boobz. Squashing someone can be really dangerous, you guys. Thankfully, Kristy has some techniques in place to ensure her clients are okay and, well, ALIVE.

"I have to keep an eye out when I'm squashing someone. I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they're still breathing."

While all this is fascinating, perhaps the most important fact is that Kristy uses her boobs “as a purse”.

"I use my boobs as my purse. In between my cleavage I carry my perfume, my cell phone, my car keys, my driver’s license. Just everything."

Wonderful.