- As well as lots of HOT shagging, you also get the meaning of 'making love', and you do it all the time*
You know that it's a vom-worthy term, but you totally get* it nonetheless.
- They make you feel beautiful**
Lights on, lights off. Who cares? You know that your partner loves your body, and you feel confident baring all around them.
- You're not afraid to tell your partner what you really like**
And, as importantly, what you don't like. You guys have communication nailed, which means you know exactly how to please one another.
- You think about your partner when you masturbate**
The sex is so good that you fantasise about it when you're alone. It's a definite sign that the two of you have got a good thing going.
- Neither of you feel embarrassed by some of the less than sexy sex noises**
You can laugh them off like a pro, and as for falling off the bed... No biggie.
- You feel uninhibited in the bedroom
**All thanks to a little thing called 'trust', you feel sexually invincible. You can even indulge in a little role play without feeling spectacularly silly.
- And, as such, you get excited about trying new things together**
The couple that goes on kinky, sexual adventures that could go wrong together stays together, right?
- You're both down for giving oral sex**
Because sharing is caring, and you're as keen to please each other as you are to please yourselves.
- Morning breath is no biggie**
Nor is messy hair, mascara smudges or a dodgy fake tan job. You two are turned on by each other no matter what kind of state you're in.
- You're unashamed post-sex cuddlers**
You could just lay like that all day. And you do. After all the sex, of course.
- You don't get freaked out at the thought of never having sex with anyone else but them**
You're locked in for life and happy about it.
- And, ultimately, the orgasms are perfect**
This one's a no-brainer, right? If they can get you off, everyone's winning.