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Khloé Kardashian keeps her breakfast simple the morning after a hookup

Girl knows what she wants.

Khloé Kardashian keeps her breakfast simple the morning after a hookup

We know Khloé Kardashian’s whole day on a plate, or at least we thought we did.

Khloé (AKA the sister who loves talking about food) has gone and revealed what she eats the morning after she hooks up with someone, and she’s got strict guidelines.

"Sometimes the fun from the night before is still going on in the morning, LOL, so when I wake up I'm all about staying hydrated with lots of water," she says.

Which is a fair call and something we should all definitely adopt.

And while we thought it would be impressive to cook up a huge feast for your ~lover~, Khloé keeps things simple because she likes to remain “cute and reserved”.

"I always make a breakfast that's light and easy, something like fruit and granola."

Throws bacon out

If you want to channel Koko post-sexy time (after all, it might just lead to round two), but you’re not convinced you've got the skills for DIY granola, Khloé’s got a kickass recipe.

She is a sex food whisperer. That is all.