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Woman caught masturbating in Fifty Shades of Grey screening

It was only a matter of time.

In today’s edit of WTF stories from around the globe, a woman has been arrested in Sinaloa, Mexico for masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.

La Verdad reports, as translated through Movie Pilot, that the 33-year-old woman was going to town on herself (apologies for that mental image) in the 12th row of a cinema when people complained to staff.

The woman was then dragged out of the cinema, get this, in HANDCUFFS. Which, if we’re being honest, probably turned her on even more.

Disappointingly, nobody has commented on which scene sparked the woman’s urge to, err, touch herself. But maybe it all went down during the toast scene? It kind of makes sense. Shirtless Jamie Dornan + food = orgasm.