- A GUY ACCIDENTALLY HAD HIS PENIS REMOVED IN HOSPITAL
A lawsuit in Alabama is doing the rounds online after it was revealed a guy who went in for a circumcision had his penis amputated instead. We imagine that if you had a penis that would be the actual worst thing to wake up to.
The man says he never gave consent for the amputation, and was never given an explanation as to why his minor circumcision procedure ended in him losing the lot. The news reports were unclear as to whether he got it back…
- A WOMAN LEFT A VIBRATOR UP THERE FOR 10 YEARS
Yes, you read that correctly. A 38-year-old woman went to her doctor for what she thought was mild incontinence and fatigue, and they discovered she’d left a 5-inch sex toy up there. It was pushing on her bladder, but luckily the surgeons were able to repair the damage.
The patient reckons she was a bit drunk at the time she used the device, and couldn’t remember whether she’d take it out. Well, it was ten years ago so it’s no wonder she forgot.
- A DESIGNER MADE A BUNCH OF DRESSES FROM DUD CONDOMS
Adriana Bertini, a Brazilian-based artist and designer, has been drawn into the public eye with her new project, ‘Condom Couture’. As her Facebook puts it, she “transforms expired or defective condoms into raw material to be used to make pieces of art.”
She runs workshops at schools which aim to raise awareness of safe sex, while dyeing, shaping and assembling the art. The result is a little something like this:
- A GUY GAVE UP SEX FOR A YEAR (FOR A GOOD CAUSE)
Short of kissing, Peter Lynagh wasn’t allowed to have any sexy time for a whole year – according to a bet he made with his roommate. Contrary the idea most males prescribe to – that their penis will fall off if they don’t have regular sex – he survived, and raised over $50K for Free to Shine, a charity which aims to educate Cambodian girls and prevent sex trafficking.
“Ultimately I went through a spiritual consciousness shift. A bit of an awakening, you might call it. I want to help more,” he says.
- THERE’S A NEW SOCIAL APP AND IT’S BASICALLY TINDER WITH DICK PICS
So there’s Mixxxer now. It could take off as the new Tinder. It’s almost exactly the same as Tinder, so you’ll find it quite simple to use. The big difference? It’s heaps, heaps kinkier. You have to pay to start messaging your matches, but it’s not linked to Facebook so you can post whatever kinky pics and info you like.
Couples can also create accounts when they’re on the hunt for group sex, and the app is trans-friendly. It sounds extremely dangerous and scary, but we’re just letting you know it exists if you’re into that sort of thing.
And ICYMI: A guy sent his wife a spread sheet of all the excuses she pulled to get out of sex in the last few weeks, then went dark when she tried to call him about it while she was at the airport boarding a flight.
So all in all, it was a pretty dramatic week.