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The Boyfriend Substitute

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The Boyfriend Arm Pillow

One of the major downers of single life is the absence of a spooning partner - but here at Cosmo, we've found an alternative!

For just $19.95, you can put an end to your lonely couch days with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow - quite seriously.

The pillow, available at What On Earth, can also provide all the comfort of a boyfriend's burly embrace without you ever having to:

- tell him to put the toilet seat down. Again.
- watch him play Grand Theft Auto
- listen to N.W.A's Straight Outta Compton for the 42nd time that day
- hear him bang on about his football team and their 'massive night on the town' all over again
- put up with his best mate sleeping on the couch until he 'sorts some stuff out'
- pretend you really like the scented candles he bought for your birthday

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Posted 10 Nov 2008 by Margo
Great idea. Wish I'd have thought of it earlier before I got involved with my boyfriend.  Report thisReport this

Posted 10 Nov 2008 by amelia
what a rip off. these were invented in japan. But YES i hate those cheap scented candles boys buy me...  Report thisReport this

Posted 10 Nov 2008 by katie
i think this is pretty stupid. i think the only reason girls like hugs is cos its bonding time with a special person. not just cos we're desperate to hug ANYTHING. geez who'd buy this? just hug a pillow if you're really that sad.  Report thisReport this

Posted 10 Nov 2008 by Terrillza
Its just a substitute for women who are disillusioned with their life and are looking for a cheap imitation of a man, instead of going out and getting a real one.  Report thisReport this

Posted 10 Nov 2008 by whatthe
I thought all chicks LOVED scented candles - my whole world has been turned upside down! What am I gonna get the wife for Christmas now? Or her borthday? Valentine's day? The anniversary?!?!? I might as well give up now and just get her one of these, I'm doomed!  Report thisReport this

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