Victoria's Secret romance not so bloomin' lovely

Miranda and Orlando are kaput!

Say it isn’t so! Orlando Bloom and the delicious Miranda Kerr have split! This is what several media sources are stating, including Perez. To add salt to this wound there are also reports linking her with the greasy oil heir Brandon Davis.

News to me was that these two have dated in the past. I mean, how exactly does he get these ladies? Sydney model Cheyenne Tozzi was his latest conquest, and he's previously dated Paris Hilton (who, admittedly, will date pretty much anyone). These girls are some of the most beautiful on the globe and Brandon seems a little, well….sleazy?

According to ‘sources’ Davis and Kerr were spied locking lips in several New York nightclubs and ‘sources’ also claim that Davis is Kerr’s fall guy when her and Bloom have a fight. Hopefully, this is just a rebound smooch and not a permanent thing. After all, who could forget how delectable and loved up the pair looked not so long ago when they came to Australia together?

In other news, there are whispers that Sarah Jessica Parker has had her mole surgically removed. Photos seem to confirm this and if it is true, well good for her. It must have been annoying trying to down all those Cosmopolitans with it rubbing on her glass.

Finally, a big felicitations (that's congratulations in French) to Brad and Angelina on the arrival on their two new angels and if anyone still cares about Jessica Alba, her baby photos have been released. (Yawn). Viva la Brangelina!