All the hectic drama from the ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ season premiere

Kourtney said WHAT?!

By: Katie Stow

While we may always have our finger on the pulse when it comes to any kind of Kardashian-based news, there's nothing better than seeing what the actual fuck was happening with the whole family when drama goes down. Which is why we'll never stop watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Season 15 of the show kicked off this morning promising a whole heap of Khaos, with half the family feuding while 50% of the sisters expecting babies any second.

But other than focusing on that mayhem straight away, we instead saw a surprising amount of Scott Disick - with Kourtney's ex hanging out with Kim, Khloé and Cici. We assumed Scott would be getting phased out of KUWTK seeing as he's getting his own reality show super soon.

Kim grilled him about his relationship with Sofia, awkwardly asking him if he ever felt the need to tell her to "grow up," to which Scott replied with: "I think she says that more to me."

In a later conversation Khloé talks to Scott about the possibility of him getting back together with Kourtney Kardashian — a topic that he haaaates talking about, but we guess when you're on a reality show with your exes family, you're gonna have to chat about them sometime.

Scott revealed that he and Kourtney have semi-promised each other that they'll get back together when they're "like 40", which he isn't spooked about because Kourtney is four years older than him so she'll have to bring it up first. Let's hope Kourtney's boyfriend, Younes, doesn't know about this promise...

The crux of the whole episode was the ongoing feud between Kourtney, Kim and Khloé, that got hella intense when the annual Kardashian Christmas card became the focus of the girls' attention.

At the start of the ep, the sisters have a meeting together at Khloé's house, where Kourtney arrives late and is in a foul mood. Khloé says to Kim as their older sister is walking over, "I'm like so scared of her," with genuine fear in her eyes.

Kourtney then proceeds to bitch about Khloé's choice of decor and is super frosty throughout their chat, staying on her phone most of the time.

This was somewhat of a teaser for the shit storm that was about to hit...

Kim takes it into her own hands to organise the family for the annual Kardashian Christmas card, and, as you can imagine, working around all the Kardashian-Jenner schedules is absolute mayhem. But the sister that kicks up the biggest stink about it all is Kourtney Kardashian — which Kim finds infuriating as she is supposedly the "least busy" out of everyone.

"Get the fuck outta here and go," Kim yelled. "No one wants you in the fucking shoot. I'm planning it. I'm planning the shoot, so we don't want you in the shoot."

Yikes. In the background, Kris can be heard weakly saying: "Just be nice to each other." Thanks for trying, Chief Momager, but these gals are way past hugging it out.

"Did I already say this morning, I didn't care do it," hits back Kourtney. "Good, then don't be in it because you're so fucking annoying," Kim responded.

Kim then heads off on a screaming rant about Kourtney claiming she doesn't understand how shit she's being because she's not a business owner like Kim.

Cue Kourtney's teary exit from the building. Watch the whole thing unfold here:

After Kourtney escapes, Kim then throws ones one last knife at her back, saying, "I need Kourtney to not be so fucking annoying with this stick up her ass like she fucking runs this shit, she doesn't, she's the least exciting to look at."

Wow. Just wow.

Obviously, Kourtney is cut up about this, and has a few teary phone calls with Khloé before she confronts Kim in-person again. While breaking down and sobbing heavily (but never messing up her makeup, umm HOW?!) Kourtney says this to her little sister:

Kim then butts in and aggravates the situation again, so Kourtney shuts her down with this brutal statement: "You're a very distraught, evil human being. I don't want to see you. I don't agree with who you are as a human being."

Eventually, the fam kinda comes together for the Christmas card photoshoot, but things are still hella frosty, with Kim and Kourtney essentially faking it for the camera whilst Khloé observes with an extremely awkward face.

Random nugget of information: Despite being involved in zero of the drama, Kendall is the one who fails to make it into the Christmas card shoot, due to a scheduling conflict with one of her modelling shoots. This means that poor old Kenny has to pose for the group shots by herself, and be photoshopped in later.

So these snaps, essentially, are a total lie.

Apart from this one, where Kendall is her truly alone at Christmas:

After this explosive episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, we honestly can't wait to see what the heck happens next…