A new ‘Riverdale’ Season 3 trailer has dropped and holy hell, Polly's cult is messed up

Oh, and there’s also the small matter of ALICE AND F.P SEMI-NAKED IN BED TOGETHER!!!!

By: Lorna Gray

This post contains Riverdale season three spoilers so, if you're not up to date, some of this may leave you shooketh.

We're counting down the days until Riverdale series three is finally in our lives ever since CW dropped the shocking first trailer last month.

Now, to wet our appetites even further, CW has gone and gifted us another trailer and it's every bit as intense.

To refresh your memory, season two ended with Archie Andrews getting arrested as he was made student body president (timing, huh?), Jughead asking Betty to be his Southside Serpent Queen and Hal Cooper being (maybe?) the black hood.

This latest glimpse of what's coming up in Riverdale shows it's going to be an even bumpier ride. Take a look:

There's a lot to unpack so let's dive in, shall we?

Veronica is clearly still fighting hard with her dad Hiram over her relationship with Archie. Get over it, Hiram. Speaking of Archie, he's suddenly got a big ass 'S' on his right bicep. Does this mean he's a serpent now or what? QUESTIONS.

However, arguably the best takeaway from the whole clip is Betty Cooper's mum Alice in a post-coital position with resident Zaddy of Riverdale (and Jughead's dad), F.P. Jones.


We digress... The teaser ends in a rather hectic way with Jughead screaming for help after encountering what appears to be two bodies in front of a cult-y looking set up in the woods.

This follows on from the freaky trailer which ended with Polly and Alice lifting up the baby twins in what looks like a bonfire pagan ritual in their back yard – you can watch below.

So basically, we can expect lots of cult-like behaviour, Cheryl Blossom generally slaying (obviously) and F.P. Jones semi-naked. KEEN.

The new season is set to drop in Australia on Wednesday October 10, 2018.