There are a whole host of dodgy, dangerous and downright confusing sex positions out there in this goddamn raunchy world, but we think we may have stumbled upon the most brutal move — guaranteed to punch you right in the feels.
Like any great sex position, it has been blessed with a painfully accurate name to describe it, with this one paying homage to the dude with more Big Dick Energy than you can shake a stick at: Kanye West.
Known for loving himself, praising himself and never, ever smiling, this rapper has built up quite the rep for being a bit of an arse. But the pinnacle douche moment in Kanye history was when he stepped up on stage at the VMA awards to interrupt Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for 'Best Female Video'. To refresh your memory, it went a little something like this…
Now that that awkwardness is over, here's another massive dollop of cringe.
The instructions for this sex move are pretty straight forward and take direct inspiration from this iconic moment. They are as follows:
This move will no doubt leave your partner shocked, appalled and thinking…
But we guess that the whole point of it is to either completely undermine your partner as part of a nasty revenge plot, or to make a joke and have a bit of a laugh in bed. Right?
Honestly, we really, really don't recommend you try this at home. We think it'll end in crushed egos, a bitter bicker and a flaccid penis. You have been warned!