Bachelor

Sh*t guys say while watching 'The Bachelor Australia'

Watching against their will.

By Susannah Guthrie

Every year, we gather in front of our collective television screens to watch/judge The Bachelor. And every year, we drag our long-suffering boyfriends, dads, brothers and male mates down with us.

For the premiere episode of Nick 'The Honey Badger' Cummins' season, we sat down with some unsuspecting blokes and wrote down everything they said. Sorry fellas, but we wanted your complete honesty.

Let's get started...

Lewis: “Can we watch The Block?"

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Jim: “What the fuck is going on here?"

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Jim: “Osher’s gonna shag them all.”

Lewis: “WTF is an energy healer?”

Jim: “Brooke’s gonna win, she plays sport."

Callum: (Speaking about Vanessa Sunshine) “Ah ok, she’s trying to do a negging thing. Maybe?"

Liam: “So that's essentially the key to his dick.”

Jim: "That is the face of someone who is not fine."

Jim: "I’ll actually watch this from first episode to the last, he’s the man.”

Callum: “People who say ‘you can’t handle me’ to people they’ve just met … what?”

Callum: “I’m just blown away by Osher’s body transformation. I’m so proud of him.”