WATCH: John Mayer is a beauty vlogger now and he’s got some handy tips

Yes, really.

By Erin Cook

Have you ever found yourself lying awake at night, wondering how John Mayer gets that glowing complexion of his?


TBH, neither have we.

Well, regardless of whether or not anyone was interested, John went ahead and gave us an insight into his nightly skincare routine. And it was strangely fascinating!

(Side note: At a cool US$1422 for five products, Mayer certainly knows how to treat himself.)

The Free Fallin’ singer broke his “night moisturising routine” down into five easy steps:

Step 1

After cleansing with Proactive, he applies Natura Bissé's Diamond Life Infusion ($590), a product that is usually used by “people in their 60s and 70s.”

Now, it is very important here that you apply the lotion directly to the face. Mayer thinks the rest of us are practically throwing our skin products away by applying to our hands and then face. Why? “A lot of lotion gets stuck in the creases of your fingers,” he said. “And that’s expensive.”

Step 2

Now we move on to skin hack number two which involves applying Natura Bissé's Diamond Extreme Eye ($205) over the entire face.

Apparently, “eye concentrate is really just better facial moisturiser but more expensive and in smaller bottles.” So feel free to ignore the instructions and use that eye cream all over your face.

Step 3

This is where Mayer creates the “offset smile” by applying Natura Bissé's C+C Vitamin C Complex ($190) around his mouth. We’re not sure what an “offset smile” is either.

Step 4

Next is Natura Bissé's Diamond Extreme Cream ($345) - the pièce de résistance! Mayer applies the cream to “crucial necessity zones” and then proceeds to “rub in with a Q-tip.”

Step 5

Hang in there, we’re nearly done! All that’s left to do now is to “lock” everything in, obviously. Spray a bit of Natura Bissé's Diamond Mist ($92) over your entire face and voila, you’ve transformed into John Mayer!

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