If you’ve ever felt awkward eating a banana in public, then Etsy brand Grown Folk is about to make you feel like you’re in a porno by simply applying a swipe of lippy. Rather than opting for the classic cylindrical stick, for their new range, they came up with the idea of making their lipsticks into the shape of cocks. Sheer genius.
Beyond the obvious bell-end, each peen is perfected with veiny, wrinkly details.
What’s more? They come in 12 different colours options AND they deliver to Australia.
If you’re hosting a bachelorette party, these are pretty much PERF. Make sure you send through the names of your bridesmaids as Grown Folk will also make you custom-made cock labels (LOL).
Our only advice, probs don’t take the lipshaft as your touch-up option on first Tinder dates. They might get the wrong idea...