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Amy Schumer's story about giving her boyfriend a blow job Is painfully relatable

Yawn!

By Laura Beck

Amy Schumer just told the most relatable blow job story of 2017. Someone give this girl a medal! (For what! I don't know!)

Speaking to British Glamour, Amy got real about morning bjs to her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch.

"I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing," she said. "I'm happy, but obviously I was like, 'Fuck you!'"

"When I'm down there, if it's more than a minute, it's his birthday or something," she joked. "But this morning it just happened — and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop."

Ben recently relocated from Chicago to NYC to be with Amy, and, as you can tell, is very handsome. He and Amy are super in love, and she spoke some more about that, because she's happy and in love and that's what you do.

"He's very protective of me," she said. "Like, not overprotective, but if someone's taking pictures of me or filming in a restaurant, he'll start taking pictures of them."

"He's really cool; it's not a problem to be around any of the sorts of people who are at these events. He takes it all in his stride," she continued. "But when I say, 'Shall we get out of here?,' he's like, 'Yes!' I'm so lucky that I met him. And he hadn't seen any of my work before we met…"

This guy sounds like a very wonderful boyfriend and I want them to get married. I'm invested now.

Via: Cosmopolitan U.S.