Everyone, let’s just take a moment to relax, take some deep breaths and process the fact that Robert Pattinson is ENGAGED.
The information has come from an unusual source, yes. But the fact that the source is so obscure makes us believe it a little more. In an interview with New York Magazine’s Vulture, T-Pain let the news (or rumour) slip.
It started fairly innocently when Vulture reporter Dee Lockett asked T-Pain what music he’d been listening to for inspiration. Weirdly, he said FKA Twigs. Weird because who knew the guy who sings ‘I’m In Love With A Stripper’ got his inspo from FKA Twigs? Amazing revelation. T-Pain was then quizzed on whether she features on his next album to which he replied: "... She's on tour so much, and anytime I call her, she's in a different place. And she's engaged now, so that's about to be a whole other thing."
Sorry, WHAT?! How can you just casually reveal she’s ENGAGED (presumably to R-Pattz) so flippantly?
To be fair this was published on April 1 US time so maybe it’s some kind of joke? Damn you, April Fools. AKA the one day of the year you can’t trust anybody. Not even T-Pain.
Update 9.32am: T-Pain has since claimed his accidental slip at the end of the interview was an April Fool’s joke. We’re sceptical. DAMMIT T-PAIN.