The very best drunk celebrity moments from the Golden Globes

Pour it up, pour it up.

Jessica Biel.

Considering the Golden Globes is essentially just one big par-tay, it's no surprise that the attendees got a little turnt. However, some got waaaayy more drunk than others (we're looking at you, Goldie Hawn).

For our own amusement, let's count 'em down.

Cuba Gooding Jr

You've been drunk, but have you ever been ending-the-night-with-a-KFC-bucket-on-your-head drunk?

What about screaming-into-Sarah-Paulson's-ear drunk?

Jessica Biel

Apparently someone got a little too happy with the pre-drinking champagne...

Busy Phillips

What do you do when you get so drunk you lock yourself out of your house? Put it on your Insta-stories, of course.

Goldie Hawn

Prior to hitting the stage to present an award, it seems Goldie Hawn got a little too happy and had a hard time reading her lines. Don't worry, Goldie, we mix up 'musical' and 'mystical', too.

Lakeith Stanfield

Hula-hoop dancing is the traditional Golden Globes celebration, after all.

Hugh Laurie

Hey, at least he's honest?!

Donald Glover

Well, he sounded sober, but dedicating an entire section of your speech to Migos' song 'Bad and Boujee' seems pretty drunk to us.