The Game of Thrones characters you totally fancy but probably shouldn’t
Because Winter is cuming. Yeah, we went there.
May 02, 2016 4:23am
By Lorna Gray
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Ramsay Bolton Okay look, when he’s not busy taunting, torturing, chopping off peens and being cold AF about his dead girlfriend’s corpse, he’s pretty darn cute. And we really like dogs. Maybe not ‘The Bastard’s girls’ but we could always ring Cesar Millan for a bit of puppy training?
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Tywin Lannister He might be dead as a dodo but this guilty crush needs to be addressed. Why oh why are we so attracted to such power?!?!
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Podrick Podrick has a big dong.
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Tormund The epitome of rugged. Knows how to swing an axe like it ain’t no thang. Probably knows his way around a woman. This isn’t even a guilty crush, tbh, he’s an actual babe. But the ginger wonder is often overlooked. Please refer to Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's amazing motto: 'Stark in the streets, Wildling in the sheets' and we rest our case.
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King Tommen Before anyone gets their knickers in a proverbial twist, Dean Charles Chapman is actually 18. But it’s still a bit creepy as he’s just so darn cuuute. Disclaimer: we don’t full-on fancy him. It’s more like that weird crush you had on Harry Styles circa 2011. Like, you can appreciate he’s going to be hot property in a few years. And he’d also make you his ~kween~.
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Samwell Tarly He has the most thoughtful eyes and doesn't care about your baggage. And he would give thee best hugs. Those Night’s Watch uniforms look snuggly as…
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Jorah Mormont So valiant, so ~obsessive~ and have you seen the way he swings that sword?!
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The Hound If you can get over all the brutality and the facial disfigurement (which, let’s face it, adds to his ruggedness), then we’re sure The Hound is totally fanciable.
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Littlefinger There is something about the pimp daddy of Westeros aka Petyr Baelish that we can’t put our littlefinger (lols) on. Is it the mad mo goals? The fact he wears a Hefner-esque robe? The messed-up accent? WHO KNOWS.
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Davos Seaworth A slightly creepy addition perhaps but the noble Davos would literally be the most protective, loving and loyal dude in all of the Seven Kingdoms. He wouldn’t be tempted away by seductive red-headed biatches. And furrowed brows are sexy, right? <3
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The Night’s King He knows how to get things rising. nudge nudge wink wink Also, dem eyes… Yeah, alright, we’ll admit defeat now.