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Jamie Dornan's penis, glue and fake pubes: An embarrassing puberty story to end them all

Fifty Shades of Wrong.

We don't have an endless list of reasons to watch the Fifty Shades series (sorry, not sorry), but Jamie Dornan is one of them.

But although Jamie might seem like an effortlessly cool kinda guy, it turns out he's basically a real-life Inbetweener.

While appearing on The Graham Norton Show, Jamie made the shock admission that he once decided to fashion his own merkin. "I was quite small and wasn't hairy at all – I was 15 and looked seven" was his excuse.

Revealing the "physically and emotionally painful experience", Jamie explained how he made the pubic wig out of a fake beard he wore for an am-dram production. Nice.

"For my role, I had bits of a black wig glued to my face for a beard and I decided to keep it for the party so I would look older," he began.

As if that wasn't weird enough, Jamie then decided to stick some of the wig down south in a real-life moment reminiscent of Will's pubic wig in The Inbetweeners.

"I also decided to cut up the rest of [the] wig and glue it to my private parts just in case I got lucky," Jamie recalled.

"I didn't get lucky and removing the bits of wig ripped out the very small amount of natural hair I had down there. It was a physically and emotionally painful experience!"

Fifty Shades of Wrong, more like.

In other unexpected Jamie Dornan news, the actor will be making a surprise appearance on the upcoming official soundtrack for Fifty Shades Freed.

Yep, Mr Christian Grey himself has contributed to the album with a cover of Paul McCartney's iconic 'Maybe I'm Amazed'. We're definitely amazed.

SOURCE: Digital Spy WORDS: Rianne Houghton