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John Mayer DGAF about his ranking on Katy Perry's sex list

But he came first!

By Jessica Chandra
Katy Perry and John Mayer

The price of being a musician, and of hooking up with other celebrities, is that when you’re trying to promote your new music, you will be asked about comments your ex-GF made about how good you are in bed.

Or maybe that just happens when you’re John Mayer.

The muso, who recently made headlines for topping Katy Perry’s list of lovers in the sack, was asked by Rolling Stone about whether he had any comments about his ranking.

“I don’t have a cool-enough thought for you,” said John. “I’ve hacked this game. I pay very little of the price of fame now. I get to play the music that moves me the most. I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 — I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.”

Err, OK.

To refresh your memory, the other two ex-boyfriends Katy ranked were Orlando Bloom and Diplo, as they were the options James Corden gave her when he made an appearance during her long weekend livestream to promote her new album, Witness.

Orly came second, which meant Diplo placed third (and last) in this list, even though Katy said at the time, “They’re all amazing lovers, and I would have sex with all of them after I get out of this place.”

While Orlando is yet to publically comment about his ranking, Diplo responded by tweeting, “I don’t even remember having sex.”

Savage.

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Meanwhile, Katy has spoken out about those infamous paddle boarding photos, where Orlando’s paddling her around in the buff, peen out and all.

“He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I was just like… It’s one of those things where I was like, ‘Oh, nah,’” she said on the Kyle and Jackie O Show.

Fair enough.