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The story behind Jennifer Aniston's birthday piñata is a little sad, TBH

What is even the point of a piñata then? SMH.

By Mahalia Chang
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.

Ageless goddess Jennifer Aniston last month humoured the mortals in her presence by allowing them to 'celebrate' her 'birthday', whilst on holiday in Cabo.

Justin Theroux, Jennifer's hot husband, opened up recently about how he honoured partied with Jen on her big day in February, and revealed that they had a nice "little night" in Mexico.

"It's a great spot because it's close to L.A. You can dip over there and dip back," he told E! Online. "We do special things. I did a little night for her birthday where we went to a special dinner and had a piñata."

A dinner! Friends! Mexican alcohol! A piñata! All fun things.

Unfortunately, Justin also thought it apt to mention what was in Jennifer's fun party piñata, which was... nothing.

"Actually, we didn't put anything in the piñata. We had a piñata and didn't end up smashing it," he said. "What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy!"

So... you just bought a piñata... for decoration?

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And what do you mean 'what can we put in it'? There are more piñata filling options than just 'candy' and 'kale', you handsome idiot. We just came up with eight ideas sitting in our non-Cabo office!

1. Smaller, more compact gifts!

2. Bliss balls!

3. Diamonds! Or other smaller gem stones!

4. Small pictures of her own beautiful face!

5. Tiny love notes (Adele's husband beat you to it).

6. Potential Oscar-winning scripts!

7. Vouchers to her favourite yoga retreat!

8. Candy.

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