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The 29 inevitable stages of your weekend as demonstrated by Kris Jenner

Nobody gets krunked like Kris.

By Emily Kerr
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Waking up on a Friday and realising it's not Saturday yet like:

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The second you get home:

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Accidentally finishing the bottle and wandering round the house like:

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Trying to get shit done on a Saturday morning with a raging hangover:

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But then starting to come out of the other side:

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Attempting to do some exercise but failing. (It's hard to remember things like pants when you went hard last night, okay?):

You have to have a glass while you're getting ready, right?:

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You call on your bestie to help you decide what to wear. Always:

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Selfie rule no1 - always get pics with the squad while you still look hot:

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And not like this:

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Pre-drinks with the girls:

That moment you know nobody's sober anymore:

And I think we all know one of these:

In the Uber like:

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By the time you get to the first bar there's no messing around:

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When your song comes on:

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When somebody dares to clear away your glass, you have the last laugh:

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You know things are heading to ~Party Town~ when somebody crashes the DJ booth:

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Inevitably, one friend will start to get a bit aggro:

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Then a lot aggro:

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When you're really feeling that song that just came on:

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And grab the nearest dude:

Then your moves are so sick that the crowd comes to YOU:

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But then something like this happens...

And there's always that one friend who always takes things too far:

When you wake up hungover AF and looking like shit and get told about all the embarrassing things you did last night:

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And you have boring Sunday stuff to do but can barely stay awake:

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BUT THEN you get a second wind... Did somebody say Sunday sesh...?

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When The Fear about work tomorrow sets in:

But then you realise it's too late for that now:

May we all be Kris Jenner this weekend. 🙌🏽

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