Did you hear the devastating news? Last night, Keira was officially kicked out of The Bachelor mansion.
Richie, how could you do this to us!??
While she may not have been the most popular person in the Bachie house (read: completely detested by 100% of fellow contestants) she DID make for some very entertaining viewing. She also made for some pretty great gifs too!
Every TV show needs a villain to bring the DRAMAHHH and on season four of The Bachelor, Keira de Vil went above and beyond. We’d like to take this opportunity to personally thank Kizzy Rascal for providing some very entertaining viewing and teaching us a few life lessons along the way.
1. Great things can happen if you just believe in yourself.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that Keira is QUITE self-assured. After being given the boot from Richie, our #1 villain said, “I was too good for this situation.” If you say so. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
TBH, most gals could do with a little more confidence. Keira, teach us your ways.
2. If you *must* insult someone, be sure to use words that haven’t been thrown about since high school.
Kizzy Rascal’s words of choice include moll, peasant and negative nancy.
Um, peasant? Keira, we're going to have to pull you up on that one. Scott Disick called and he wants his insult back.
3. If you want something, you’ve gotta go out there and get it.
Especially, if that thing you want is bed. Tell ‘em Keira!
4. Never underestimate the value of throwing some serious side eye.
All hail Keira, side eye ~kween~ of The Bachelor – and quite possibly, THE WORLD. In the words of Ronan Keating, sometimes Keira’s side eye says it best, when she says nothing at all.
We ALL need to step up our side eye game if we want to be in the same league as our Bachie villain.
5. Never, ever skimp on oral hygiene
How on earth are you supposed to have a memorable kiss with Richie – or in our case, some fella at the pub – if your teeth aren’t clean AF.
Keira’s hot tip for great dental hygiene? Just give your teeth a good ‘ol lick when you think no one is looking.