So we all lost our minds when Miley Cyrus was spotted hanging out with her ex fiancé and his family in Australia. Then we couldn’t pick our jaws up off the floor when we noticed her wearing her old engagement ring for everyone to see. THEN we didn’t know what to think when we saw Miley and a removalist truck outside of Liam’s house.
WELL HOLD ON TO YOUR BLOODY KNICKERS BECAUSE THE LATEST RUMOUR IS THAT THEY WENT AND GOT HITCHED WITHOUT US KNOWING.
OK, we know, calm down.
Could this even be true? If so, how did we miss it?
Reports are coming in that the two held a super-secret, spur-of-the-moment ceremony on a secluded Aussie beach and now they’re just running around town calling each other “husband” and “wife”.
You’d think this would be something that Miley would have orchestrated, but apparently it was Liam’s idea after her last visit to the land down under. Sources say he wanted to avoid another long engagement and just lock that shit down ASAP, so, with the help of his brothers, he organised a surprise ceremony during Miley’s next visit (which apparently is, like, now!)
There’s all this other talk of Chris Hemsworth’s wife, Elsa Pataky, being the unofficial maid of honor and she even loaned Miley a dress to wear. All this before they joined Liam’s brothers on the sand for the “I do’s” and candle ceremonies and wedding bands. Word also has it that Liam’s parents weren’t there (weird) and the bride and groom both got super emotional and started crying during the proceedings.
Well guess what, guys?! NOW WE’RE CRYING TOO! Because we don’t know what the f*ck is going on and we just need answers so we can sleep at night so can SOMEONE please post a g-dang picture to Instagram or something?! PLEASE?!
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