Rob Kardashian slept with a Kim Kardashian lookalike?!

Excuse us while we vomit.

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Welcome to another edition of ‘insanely creepy things to have come out about Rob Kardashian’s past’.

In the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Robert graced us with his presence — which is rare because he has been a bit of a recluse post-weight-gain and mid-Blac-Chyna-break-up.

Rob stormed back into the episode in a gloriously inappropriate fashion, when he dropped the bomb that he used to fancy his sister Kim and has also slept with a Kim Kardashian lookalike. WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Khloé called him out by saying, “Do you remember when you fucked the girl that won the Kim Kardashian lookalike contest?” and Rob straight-up doesn’t deny a thing.


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Hate to break it to you, Kim, but this does not appear to be a ‘haha’ kind of situation.

Then to make matters more icky, when you look back at an old interview that Rob did with Chyna he full on admits that his childhood crush was Kim Kardashian. And then in a weird response from his then-fiancé, Chyna declares, “These are facts.”

Don’t believe us? Vomit along to this clip:

Rob also spilled the beans on a sexcapade of old which, again, put him in a pretty shoddy light. In the same conversation about him sleeping with a KimK lookalike, Rob said to Khloé:

Perioded? Really Rob?! Firstly, that is not a word. Secondly, you legitimately sound a 13-year-old boy who is giggling his way through Sex Ed when they start talking about the scary, mysterious world of female puberty. Thirdly, we can definitely do without this public slut shaming. Eurgh.

This would be the prime time to advise Rob to treat women like he would his sisters, but now even that is tainted by this grossness.

I suppose the only thing we can be sure of now is that…

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Oh. So. Awkward.