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Robert Pattinson and Jamie Dornan are booze buddies

IMAGINE the drunk chat.

Jamie Dornan and Robert Pattinson walk into a bar... Nope, not a joke. This actually happened. In real life. And we missed it. We’ll just let that vision and accompanying disappointment sink in for a little while.

You good? Because Jamie has spilled the beans to Variety on his relationship with RPattz. You see, the pair met back in 2014 and while they’re pretty chummy, Jamie can’t recall the last time they went out.

"I don’t remember what we talked about the last time I saw him," Jamie said. "I think we just got drunk."

We like the part where he says "just got drunk with RPattz" like it’s no big deal. But Jamie does realise it’s a big deal. Because, having noticed the kind of craziness that follows Rob, he has a few things to say.

"I’ve been round Rob long enough to see what it’s been like for him," said Jamie. "I don’t know if it’s been a benefit to witness that. Whatever that is."

"By the way, it’s not the same thing," he added. "We’re not the Twilight franchise. We’re a different thing. Whatever my situation is, it’s going to be different from Rob’s. They are incomparable."

While Jamie’s probably not going to have a swarm of tweens following him around for the next decade, Hollywood types have continued to tell him his life is going to change once Fifty Shades of Grey hits cinemas on Valentine’s Day. And we tend to agree.

"I’m astonished at how many people are telling me my life is going to change," he said. "Everyone that I meet, especially in L.A. People who run studios or other actors or people who are strangers. Everyone has been saying that to me, 'Are you ready?' I don’t have a good answer to that, because I don’t know what I’m meant to be ready for. Whatever happens, happens. I’ll just roll with the punches."

Sure, Jamie. The people are not going to love you at all after they see THIS: