May 31 is the day of reckoning – 10 years on from the first episode of The Hills. So pop on some Natasha Bedingfield and let’s take a walk down memory lane and have a look at where our favourite Hillians are, shall we? Let’s start with our favourite (don’t lie, she’s everyone’s favourite) LC. Lauren ConradTHEN
She has the most prominent storylines and made us laugh and cry, but will always be known as ‘the girl that didn’t go to Paris’. Soz bbz.
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NOW Who gives a flying f*ck about Paris when you’re Lauren Conrad? She’s launched a successful clothing label or four, is the queen of entertaining and has just published her ninth book. She’s also married to a totally baben guy called William Tell that used to be in an angsty 00s punk rock band but now he’s a lawyer. She also still has Chloe the dawg. Got it mayyyyde, gurl.
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Audrina PatridgeTHEN Landing on our TV screens as LC and Lauren’s neighbour, Audrina soon became a fixture on the show. She also seemed to have the coolest job working for a record company and working with some girl called Ciara (but said like ‘kee-ara’ – what a cool name). She’s also responsible for the best piece of Hills cinematography: Lauren’s single black tear.
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NOW After a go at her own reality TV show, she’s now out of the reality bizz and shacked up with BMX rider Corey (the Aussie from the Halloween party!) and expecting her first child, a daughter, any day now. Probably in labour right now.
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She started out sweet then got together with tickledick Spencer Pratt and that’s when shit hit the fan/we started getting really good TV. Then she married tickledick and got a shittonne of plastic surgery.
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NOW She’s, wait for it, STILL MARRIED TO TICKLEDICK!!! Who woulda thunk?Heidi released a song and then an album, 'Superficial'. Then had quite the turn on UK I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here.
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Spencer PrattTHEN From the get go we didn’t like this guy. He was always gallivanting around with other girls as soon as he started dating Heidi. We knew. And LC knew. But Heidi didn’t. Then they moved in together and he spread a “sick little rumour” about Lauren and Jason. Whaaaat a dick. Then he got really obsessed with crystals.
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NOW He dabbled in some more reality shows with Heidi (while Kim Kardashian would ask him to hang out (LOLZ THIS REALLY HAPPENED) and to this day is still collecting crystals. Some things never change. He also tweets LC on the reg being a general pest. Lolz.
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Brody JennerTHEN Brody joined the show as Spencer’s friend, so we were a little cautious. But it was back before Spencer with a TOTAL dick, and Brody was keen on our pal LC, so we accepted him into our lives. What ensued was a ‘will they or won’t they’ situation for the next few seasons.
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NOW He works at McDonalds. We kid! This is from some sort of charity thang. Because Brody is still famous AF. Helps he (used to be) step-siblings of the Kardashian so he experienced many a KUWTK cameo. He dated Sk8er Grl Avril Lavigne for a while but now he’s engaged to a model Kaitlynn Carter and all is right in the world, it seems.
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Whitney PortTHEN Whit! Innocent Whit! We met Whitney in the reception of Teen Vogue on Lauren’s first day, wearing a ‘cowboy’ get up and perfectly curled hair. We instantly fell in love.
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NOW Obviously we followed Whitney to The City when she took on the big bad world of NYC. Since then she’s launched her own fashion label and got married, but she’s remained the angel we always knew she was. Fly fly, Whit.
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Stephanie PrattTHEN Spencer’s poor sister Stephanie spent most of her time on the show crying about the horrible things her brother was doing to her. Which, to be honest, was pretty warranted. He was an absolute [bleep] to her. Remember that scene where he goes off at her, and Heidi just…sits…there, with a blank look on her face? Fun times.
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NOW Stephanie swapped The Hills for London, enjoying a short stink on Made in Chelsea as Spencer Matthews GF. Old habits die hard, when you’re a slave to the reality show circuit, you know? Perhaps she’ll end up on the Real Housewives of Sydney. Hey, stranger things have happened.
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Justin BobbyTHEN Justin Bobby! So nice they named him twice! Highlight of the series: his meeting with Lo. Oh Lo. Sassy Lo. JB was the classic slimy guy – on and off with Audrina before finally breaking her heart for good and shacking up with Kristin. Before that ended. When Lauren was accused of hooking up with him, she summed it up well, “I’d rather kill myself then hook up with him.”
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NOW Still a #rockstar, Justin Bobby (okay, real name is Justin Brescia) is in some band called Bobby Rock and he’s chopped off his locks. Question still remains as to whether he still rides that stupid ass motorbike.
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Jason WahlerTHEN Jason. The one LC chose Paris over. Big mistake. HUGE! They rented a holiday house somewhere exotic like Malibu and then broke up as soon as they got back. Then he went to jail and then rehab as a reality star on Celebrity Rehab. We miss him.
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NOW Proudly sober and married (but NOT to the girl he got engaged to on the show ) Jason has shed his reality TV days and is living the simple life with his wife. Albeit still absolutely minted. NOTE: man to the right is not his wife. Repeat, NOT his wife.
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Lo BosworthTHEN Lo came into the fold a few seasons in as Lauren’s bestie (Laguna fans would know her from way back, though), before joining the gang and moving in with Lauren and Audrina (draaaaamaaa). She hung around when LC left, but it just wasn’t the same without these two together on our screens.
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NOW After the show ended, Lo started up a website, released a book, The Lo Down, and now she runs a company, Revelry House, that delivers stylish party kits. She’s got a pretty bangin’ Instagram, too. And she lives in New York. What a Hills travesty!