Tiffany Haddish went on Jimmy Fallon to talk a little bit about who actually bit Beyoncé — the person she suggests is hilarious and definitely not the actual person! Oh, Tiffany! — but she refused to say anything else. Arggg!! I mean, it's definitely part of that iron clad NDA, and also, an iron clad respect/fear of Bey. Which, duh. None of us are that strong.
But perhaps her best story of the night was the time Brad Pitt kinda hit on her!? And her response to actually dating him is PERFECT — she's not into it! Too many kids!
About Brad, she said: "I did some research, and he got a gang of kids. I can't do it. I wanna be baby mama number one. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't eat dinner with him and play around, but I want to be number one."
OMG YES. Why is she an angel in human skin? Can we just clone Tiffany Haddish and have her be the only person?
SOURCE: Cosmopolitan US