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Your boyfriend Tom Hardy chased down and arrested a thief IRL

What he said when he caught them will make your day/week/month/year.

By Natasha Harding
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Just when you thought your future husband/father of your children Tom Hardy could not get any more attractive, this happens.

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It was a normal Sunday afternoon in London when two kids decided it would be a good idea to steal a moped. Unfortunately it was not a good idea, ‘cause Tom Hardy was in the hood and he’s apparently one helluva neighbourhood watch kinda guy.

As soon as Tom heard the punks drive past and crash into another car (leaving one injured while the other fled), our man activated Max Rockatansky mode and hauled-ass after them.

“It was mental — like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie,” one witness told The Sun.

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“Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. If the kid [that ran away] had been dumb enough to resist I reckon Tom would have given him a good hiding.”

Not surprisingly, Tom caught the kid (YASSS!), but it was what he said afterwards that will make your day INFINITELY better.

“I caught the c*nt,” he told one onlooker, before telling another that the kid who was still at the crash scene that, “this little shit nicked something and now he’s got himself a ­broken leg.”

Okay, so not particularly sympathetic but we already know he’s not gonna be taking any shit from his kids.

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The icing on the cake came when the cops showed up.

“Tom Hardy’s clearly not a man you’d mess with,” a witness said, adding, “I think he even checked the kid’s ID before cops took over.”

Put a fork in us ‘cause we’re done.