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Which Foster Blake does Rudy Hazel Blake look the most like? A scientific investigation...

Family goals.

By Katie Stow

Full disclosure: Excitement levels surrounding the just-announced birth of Zoe Foster-Blake and Hamish Blake’s second child has sparked us into a bit of a frenzy.

"Introducing Rudy Hazel Blake. Or, as she's known in hip-hop circles, the Notorious RHB. Or, as she's known to her brother, Blobby The Sister. She was born on 17-7-17 cos she's super into auspicious numerology, came in at 4000/10 on the Teeny Cute Person scale, and has morphed her parents into gooey love monsters," OG Cosmo girl Zoe wrote in a predictably perfect Instagram post this afternoon.

“Admitting another patron into the nightclub my wife and I run (I'm security, she's the DJ). We have a fairly strict door policy as you have to be a child of the DJ and/or bouncer, so it's always great to get someone new through the door. The photo copy I took of her license says her name is Rudy Hazel Blake and I'm just about to tell her it's a $12 cover charge. Nah, just messing with you Rudy, babies drink for free and you're cute as hell. Free entry,” Hamish said in an equally adorable caption.

(Seriously, guys, be more cute and hilarious.)

So, with all we know about the baby so far being that she was born 17.07.2017, her name is Rudy Hazel and she’s yummy as hell, we’re left scrambling for more titbits of information to obsess over. And that desperation has spawned a highly scientific and factual investigation into the genetics of the Foster Blake crew to see which family member lil’ Rudy most resembles.

Creepy? Perhaps. Unnecessary? Absolutely! Adorable? Undeniably...

Zoe -> Rudy

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Hamish -> Rudy

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Sonny -> Rudy

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Conclusion? Who knows! She's a two-day-old baby, FFS. But that was fun nonetheless, wasn't it?

Zoe -> Sonny

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Hamish -> Sonny

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