GTFO: Hairy leggings exist because the world is officially cooked

R.I.P. us.

By Natasha Harding
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When you think of winter, a few things come to mind: hot chocs, Netflix marathons, fluffy coats and, let’s face it, fucking hairy legs. Yup. As soon as the shorts are put away for another year, we breathe a collective sigh of relief knowing we can forget about booking those pesky waxing appointments and instead turn our pipes into a set of majestic hairy man legs.

What can we say? We’re all about those simple pleasures...

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But if you recently caved and shaved your stems for a party, and are now wishing you kept your leg hair long and flowy like your fellow gals, have we got the thing for YOU.

Some total G went onto custom fashion website, Contrado, and designed a pair of hairy leggings so your legs can look exactly like your dad’s.

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We shit you not. This is legit.

Here's a close up:

Apart from being completely fucking COOKED, it seems the hairy creation is part of a broader fashion trend, with an equally-whack hairy-chest swimsuit going viral just last month.

“We are seeing more and more customers create outrageously funny, 'intimate' and even taboo designs,” Contrado editor, Claire Belle Freed told Daily Mail. “From naked body parts on men's boxers and women's underwear, superfan designs of their favourite celebs, to very clever and witty slogans on our t-shirts and dresses, there isn't anything we haven't seen – or anything that shocks us anymore!”

For those keen to nab a pair of hairy leggings, they will cost you about $60 (and your dignity). Simply click here and select the 'hairy' custom pattern.

We don't know about you but here's one trend our bank accounts are officially safe from. But if they made a pair which made it look like we had completely hair free legs, THAT is something we could 3000% get on board with 'cause effort.